It's a bit old, but it's good: I just came across this juicy August 2004 posting by k-dub at "Almost Serious ... ramblings of an aging hacker".
Rudest employment ad ever!
I wonder what the 2006 variant would be. What do you think? Can you go one better?
And if you get selected to go for a job interview, it better not be in Russia; see this Sunday Times article: If you survive the interview, you get the job ... or this version in The Australian: Abused and insulted ... you've got the job